If you’re already wondering why this post starts with A…backtrack to Wednesday. As a reminder, my goal in this Blogging Challenge is to be original. So, if anyone else doing this Challenge has titled their post The Alien Ass, then we’re all living in some physic parallel universe.
Over the past month, life has been a bit busy around here. As a result, a few things slid way down to the bottom of my priority list. Grocery shopping. Laundry. Exercise. Haven’t done any of it.
This morning I was contemplating the possibility of getting dressed for work when I caught a glimpse of myself…all decked out in heavy sweats.
So there I stood in front of the bathroom mirror, when I saw it. The Alien Ass. I would show you, but it’s impossible to take a picture of yourself looking in the mirror at your own back side. All you end up with is a twisted mess that looks a little something like this….
When I was younger, taking a month off from exercise was no big deal. It didn’t make all that much of a difference in how I looked or felt. All body parts would pretty much stay right were they belonged.
A few weeks of no cardio and body parts start to be replaced by creatures from another planet. I swear it’s not my fault. The aliens did it.
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Source: Dreamstime/Michael Ransburg